Eddie (played by Alex Christian Jones) is a sweet kid who takes classes at the Bobby Wasabi Martial Arts Acadamy. He tries to act cool a lot, though he's not all popular. In "Dummy Dancing" he was seen obligatingly helping the school bully Truman pull pranks on his friends after Truman got a hold of an embarrassing video of him. Marge even beats him at karate which makes him angry. So, he used that anger in "Wasabi Warriors" to fight a very evolved and overly muscled teen from the Black Dragons.
- He is known to wear car airfresheners as necklaces instead of using deodorant.
- He used to take from Miss King's Dance Academy, but his body was not made to Mambo.
- He thinks babies come from pumpkin patches because that's what his mother said.